Choosing a Blog Name

I know most blogs should start out with an introduction. But let's face it, what more is there to say other than...I have to lose weight. So I am skipping the rhetorical bullshit and going straight to what I really want to say...

I originally wanted the name DiaryOfAMadFatWoman but of course just as I got excited to press that enter button it told me it was already in use.

I am left with only one thought
"That damn fat bitch....."

So I moved on to Chunky Brewster..again taken...

Seriously there cannot be that many witty fat bitches on blogspot. Do you know how that makes me feel?

Ordinary...and not just ordinary...but ordinary and fat.

So I jocked America Fererra and decided to twist it up a bit..and hence..

Realbitcheshavecurves. But you won't see me stripping down to my bloomers in a hot and sticky sweat shop...seriously don't give me any ideas.